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DOGS AGAINST OBAMA - In recent polls, 90% of dogs say it is better to be on the roof of Romney's car than the roof of Obama's mouth.


TAGS: dogs obama romney recent polls
Rating: 4.69/5

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RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:34 pm
Funny. This one is a keeper
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 11:45 pm
What color of wine goes with dog? Or does that depend on the breed?
KALKAM - October 25, 2012, 9:24 pm
Give him time and he will want food stamps to cover this...


INAUGURATION DAY, 2013 - The end of an error!




DEMOCRATS WORRY ABOUT POWER. REPUBLICANS WORRY ABOUT POLLS -




HEY LIBERALS - You're next.


TAGS: paul ryan romney 2012 polls
Rating: 4.13/5

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thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 11:54 am
No satire when deer hunting is involved, I'll at least agree with you on that part. :)
MashiMashi - November 9, 2012, 10:56 am
I'm from WISCONSIN there is no SATIRE when deer hunting is involved this is my guy, hell be the next president.
thatmfguy - November 8, 2012, 9:07 pm
It's called satire, stop being such a nancy.
MashiMashi - November 8, 2012, 7:56 pm
you can't win by threatening us.


OBAMA HAS A FOUR POINT LEAD!!!! -




THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN - Starring Barack Obama. All shows end January, 2013.




DEE POLLS, DEE POLLS - Welcome to Fantasy Island


TAGS: fantasy polls obama
Rating: 4.08/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 7:14 am
I hear Former Gov. Scott Walker plays golf and fishes alot
JGalt - September 29, 2012, 12:31 am
And who says they are the experts? I think Rasumssen is more accurate. The media has been getting it wrong for years!
JGalt - September 29, 2012, 12:30 am
Hey- name calling will get you banned. don't call me names!
romneyisatool - September 28, 2012, 11:32 pm
Yeah, Fox is part of some liberal bias. See how that works for you. Never I thought I'd say this but, Wallace is right. Jdolt and Romneybots like him have no self-respect. Makes this November victory ALL the sweeter. Don't stop on my account.LOL
romneyisatool - September 28, 2012, 11:30 pm
TRANSLATION: You keep believing those pesky indisputable facts by that liberal network Fox. I'm too scared to refute your arguments. Now, if you excuse me, I have to put a tinfoil hat on so I can communicate with Romney.
JGalt - September 28, 2012, 10:10 pm
Wallace wants Obamanauts to feel complacent and not vote 52 times each!
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:08 pm
Who should I trust? Them? Or a wacko like you? Bloody morons, all of you. You're the crew of the Titanic and you are too dumb to bail the ship. Have fun chatting with the crabs, blokes.
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:07 pm
FOX NEWS host Chris Wallace called right-wing criticism of the polls "craziness" today, a slam against conservatives who are trying are in denial. he said Obama is winning and Romney is Losing & Romney trailing Obama by wide margins & Romney is in trouble
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:07 pm
FOX NEWS said you're an idiot. Romney is the Republican Jimmy Carter in this scenario.
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:07 pm
actually did some research on this today, which is more than you’ve done,” Wallace sh** back. "No self-respecting pollster in the country -- including Fox, I might add -- [weighs according to political party]."
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:07 pm
Then why is FOX NEWS Reporter Chris Wallace saying Romney is in trouble. His respond to you nutjob: "I actually did some research on this today, which is more than you’ve done, and no self-respecting pundit in the country thinks Obama is losing."
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:05 pm
FOX NEWS host Chris Wallace called right-wing criticism of the polls "craziness" today, a slam against conservatives who are trying are in denial. he said Obama is winning and Romney is Losing & Romney trailing Obama by wide margins & Romney is in trouble
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:05 pm
According to conservative Fox News... it is YOU who are living in a fantasy land mate.HAHAHAHAHA
GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 7:20 pm
It was BS too
Airman - September 27, 2012, 5:24 pm
the last poll taken before the 1980 election had Carter and Reagan in a dead heat
Capt. Morgan - September 27, 2012, 4:23 pm
The Left has already forgotten 2010. Are they going to be in for a shock on election night ;-)
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:07 am
Nack
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:07 am
Little Nick Naxk... Lol


THE CLOWN - about as popular as a fart in a spacesuit.




KARMA - Sorry Republicans, Mitt happens!


TAGS: obama romney polls winning funny
Rating: 1.95/5

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freasy - September 14, 2012, 2:32 pm
Yeah??? He built it bigger in 4 years. Also what about 911 recovery d Bag


"PROGRESSIVES" - We're not Communists, we just like their slogans!




ARE YOU IN, KOMRADE? -




SHOVEL READY JOBS - This one will be ready in January, 2013




CHOICES - Keep telling yourself you have one.




OBAMAYONNAISE - 100% Fact Free!




NOBODY 2012 - Nobody is always honest. Nobody loves you when you're down. Nobody is ALWAYS right.




ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING, HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of Romney's campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney losing polls 47 gaffe
Rating: 3/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:05 am
Yup, was right about this poster too. X-D...Where you at, Vik? hahahaha
jaxx - September 24, 2012, 1:03 pm
I wouldn't expect anything more from a ja****s.
vbattaile - September 23, 2012, 6:50 pm
If liberals had brains, they wouldn't be liberals
OlderThanDirt - September 23, 2012, 5:57 pm
Hawaiian Marching Powder. OvERdOse


THE FAT LADY SINGS! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney christie losing polls 47
Rating: 2.09/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
jaxx - September 30, 2012, 10:48 pm
STATEMENT; THE DEATH OF ROMNEY'S CAMPAGN HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERRATED, HE HAS COME TO WIN!!!


Polls -




WEEKEND AT ROMNEY'S - Trying to trick Americans into thinking his campaign is still alive. (ROMNEY & RYAN 2012: BEST COMEDY ACT OF THE YEAR!)


TAGS: romney losing 47 gaffe polls
Rating: 2.6/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:04 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D BIG TIME


THE OBAMA DONUT - Half vanilla, half chocolate, a little nutty. $1.50 plus 26.99 tax.




10% HIGHER DEMOCRATS POLLED THAN REPUBLICANS AND WHAT DO YOU GET? -




PRIORITIES - Obama regime pledges support to revolutions in Arab nations, meanwhile, our own country crumbles.




Discrepencies -




CULTOSAURUS ERECTUS - Leads Obama by 7 points in the latest polls.




RELYING ON POLLS - Only the truly ignorant place their hopes in election polls. History (especially 1980) shows how wrong they are. Also, Carter was a better POTUS than Obama.




DOWN, DOWN, DOWN HE GOES.... - ... where he stops, no one knows.




OBAMA - BIDEN 2012 - Destroying America.




LIBERAL POLLSTERS - Getting the numbers that they want.




THE BARKING MOONBAT - (Liberalis Dementius)


TAGS: obama 2012 progressives election polls
Rating: 4.11/5

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OlderThanDirt - September 21, 2012, 4:11 pm
What we need here is weapons grade Moonbat Repellent....lol


NEW POLL FIGURES OUT - Some of us knew this was the outcome long before the election. EPIC FAIL




MID-TERM ELECTIONS -




EXIT POLLS - Exit polls everywhere report that Tuesday's votes were mainly to vote against Obama and Pelosi. Priceless!




Obama claims 'racism' for falling poll numbers. -


TAGS: tea party racist obama polls
Rating: 3.52/5

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fauxnews - January 23, 2014, 6:20 pm
Strike a nerve did I? X-D
OTC - January 23, 2014, 6:16 pm
I guess its true- Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery


DUH! - That's why they call it polling, retard. More people are voting for him than you! (Liberals respond,"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")


TAGS: romney polls over sample dems
Rating: 2.68/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:21 am

Buy a gun...Buy 3 guns....and start watching "survivorman".....Man vs wild will get you killed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:15 am

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you're opinion is f***ed......I'm saying that everyone's opinion is f***ed. There is no happy ending. I've been paying as much attention as I can afford.....America is stuck with a lose, lose situation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:12 am

Hence my proposal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:11 am

Given the choice between Obama and Romney....I'd f***ing hang myself. You guys are doomed.
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 1:07 am
California is already penniless. I think the last thing I read about California, they were about 17 billion in debt and working hard to make it deeper
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 1:06 am
given a choice between obama and romney, I would vote for romney.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 1:01 am
Occasionally, you might have to defend your words, but I'll never seek an apology for anything you say. =)
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 1:00 am
By the way Mooo, you don't have to apologise to me for speaking your mind on politifake. =)
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:58 am
...always call them out on it.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:58 am
Well, I guess this is where you and I have to agree to disagree. I never look at things as black and white. In fact, and you can ask around, whenever someone here starts dealing in absolutes, or tries to tender a false dilemma into the argument, I...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:56 am

I really am sorry Cranky, and to a few of you Cons too.....But you guys need to see the middle...you've lost the forest for the trees, you only see black and white.....GREY exists. It's the colour that we'll all eventually be.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:52 am
LOL, Ok Mooo. If you say so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:51 am

Or this guy? (Sorry Cranky, You're a funny guy and I respect you, But you're a political nutjob)
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:49 am
Think there's any chance he'll 'self-deport'?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:47 am

You conservatives back this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:37 am

Have you ever been to a Library?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:36 am

Good luck America....we'll trade you Quebec for California when you're penniless.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:36 am

I don't care which side you're on.... The childish BS from both sides makes me want to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:33 am

Deport Vbataille to remedial English.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:32 am

Signs of desperation.....spamming a forum with pointless nonsense.....................................No one listens to comments that appear to be written by children.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:30 am

Spelling...Useful when trying to make a point.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:29 am

Send Vbataille to kindergarten!!!
starryeyedguy - September 28, 2012, 12:10 am
VB and JG, are you guys even old enough to vote?
JGalt - September 27, 2012, 11:31 pm
pathetic.lmao
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:03 pm
The signs of desperation................. Protecting the epic fail dumbass kenyan
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:02 pm
Deport Obama supporters
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:00 pm
Libtards.. desperate to the point tat they're over sampling DemocRATS
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:00 pm
Library's....... desperate to the point that they oversample dems
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Send Barry soetoro to kenya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 27, 2012, 10:41 pm

did you give yourself that nickname? "politifake punisher"....
romneyisatool - September 27, 2012, 10:40 pm
Ah, struck a nerve with you. HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA..Beautiful. NEWSFLASH: Who is John Galt? Apparently, not you... LMAO
JGalt - September 27, 2012, 9:56 pm
apparently you dont understand the terminology with the way you explain your post. bwahahaha. I think there are far more Obama voters that have remorse and will either not vote this time, or will switch sides. Google Shy Tory effect.. Thanks for playing


LOSING - For Romney and Ryan, it is a love-affair!


TAGS: romney losing polls ryan funny
Rating: 2.56/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Hey loser! Yup, was right about that. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - October 1, 2012, 8:44 pm
Odd that
arnnatz - October 1, 2012, 7:18 pm
you want to see real ignorance and hatred, go to the forums and see the trash talk that's being posted by the three known liberals (one of which claim to not be a liberal).
starryeyedguy - October 1, 2012, 10:18 am
So full of hatred! Then again, most republicans are so I shouldn't be surprised.
vbattaile - September 30, 2012, 6:37 am
Check the votes and tell me who the loser is
vbattaile - September 30, 2012, 6:36 am
And the loser. Epic fail
vbattaile - September 30, 2012, 6:36 am
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
starryeyedguy - September 30, 2012, 12:36 am
Lolol


ROMNEY ISN'T LOSING, HE ALREADY LOST! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney losing polls 47 funny
Rating: 2.5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:36 pm
I hear he's not polling too well with blind left handed dentists either.
Capt. Morgan - September 25, 2012, 1:47 pm
Might as well waste your time draining Lake Michigan with a spoon.
Capt. Morgan - September 25, 2012, 1:46 pm
Yawn. The Obama/MSM dis-information campaign isn't worth a 1L for me. Carpet bomb away.


POLLS AND LIES - REPUBLICANS DROPPING FROM THE SKIES




ROMNEY REALITY CHECK - QUESTION: Since Romney is running an incompetent campaign... ...why should we believe he'd be a competent President? (THE ANSWER: America is still waiting for one...)


TAGS: romney losing polls headwind incompetent
Rating: 2.33/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:09 pm
8.2% unemployment, record number of foodstamps, 16 trill in debt.. That's success if you're a stupid liberal... Take a point crank.. Here have a tissue too
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
Did you miss what an EPIC FAILURE he is? I'm sorry I'm talking to a 47% loser in the slow class.
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:53 pm
Groucho, considering who won the election, the 2008 Obama campaign was actually the opposite of an 'epic fail'. Say what you want about his presidency, the campaign was a success. You can thank 'Snow Snooki' for that. =)
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 6:46 pm
But then... bamster said he'd make a great president because "He" ran such a well organizied campaign.. Wow What an EPIC fail that turned out to be.
GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 6:45 pm
Ron Paul ran a much better campaign don't you think, FOXNews?
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:42 pm
*thing*
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:42 pm
All this arguing about polls, and over-sampling certain demographics is silly, no offense. There's only one poll that matters in this whole thins, and that's the one in November.
crankyhead - September 21, 2012, 6:40 pm
LOL @ HULK SMASH.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:28 pm
Being a candidate running for President is about delivering, not about TEA-partying, sending your $$$ on a vacation to Switzerland, insulting foreign leaders, running millions out of a job yearly,record outsourcing,record flip-flops,record gaffes,losing
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar, but that's never stopped me before, so...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
TRANSLATION: I'm a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
TRANSLATION: Worried that Romney is running the WORST CAMPAIGN EVER.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:23 pm
Definition of SUCCESS: When a conservative radical goes out his way to insecurely and obsessively post on your poster, and he can't even do that right! X-D Thanx for confirming that you are possessed of your worst fears.
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 6:19 pm
TRANSLATION: Pissed off! Panic attack!! HEAD XPLODED!!! CAN'T STOP WRITING POSTS ABOUT THIS! ANGRY!!! *ROAR* HULK MADDDDDDD!!!!!! HULK SPAM POLITIFAKE PUNY LIBERAL!!! ARRRRGGGH!
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:14 pm
EPIC FAIL, man, EPIC FAIL. Libtards need a lesson in reality
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:13 pm
Being president is about delivering, not about partying, golfing, vacations, bowing to foreign leaders, running trillion dollar yearly deficits, record poverty, record unemployment, record debt....
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:12 pm
Romney's been leading Rasmussen polls since April with few exceptions...
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:11 pm
Oooohhhh... you missed the recent news that they oversampled Demmies to make the false messiah Obummer look good....
vbattaile - September 21, 2012, 5:10 pm
Barry your false messiah has proven that running a 'good campaign based on FALSE HOPE can earn you the title WORST PRESIDENT EVER


ROMNEY IS THE REPUBLICAN JIMMY CARTER - Did anyone tell Mitt that is supposed run against Obama, not himself?


TAGS: romney carter losing polls ohio
Rating: 2.33/5

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JGalt - September 26, 2012, 11:33 pm
you gotta see howard stern inerview obama supporters. WTF!!!
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
*d o uchy
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
Good point. I've always hated Obama's Celebrity-in-chief aura. Makes him look d****y, slick. Ironically, if I were running Mitt's campaign, that's where I would put all my eggs instead of the wonky msg he puts out there.
foxrecon19d - September 26, 2012, 9:55 pm
I do agree with you. Obama is running a great campaign, but one which is predicated on the full support of Hollywood, the main stream media, and the majority of news outlets. hell, I WOULD VOTE FOR OBAMA, but I have been to where he wants to take us
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:36 pm
So I agree with your read on this. But clearly Obama is running the better campaign and Romney is being an idiot/incompetent. This isn't about who YOU THINK is the better leader. Who is doing the better job campaigning? Just the facts, maam
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:33 pm
The irony is that your a***ogy is right. But Obama is getting the Reagan treatment here and Romney is looking a lot like Mondale OR Dukakis OR Carter. Do you really think Romney is running a Reaganesque campaign? Really? You are living in a dream world
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
What you are saying is what SHOULD be the case. But what IS THE CASE is that Romney is simply losing. He's trailing horribly in Ohio and Florida. He can't win without them.
romneyisatool - September 26, 2012, 9:31 pm
I get it, Fox. But your a***ogy is funny because that's exactly what has happened...Romney turned this into a referendum on himself. It was stupid to use W.Bush's 2004 election strategy. That strategy is for a sitting Pres. No one said Romney was smart
foxrecon19d - September 26, 2012, 8:59 pm
With all due respect, Romney isn't the President. That Democrats are trying to compare the "Romney Presidency" to Carter is very telling. "Forget the Obama Presidency! Elect Presidential "CANDIDATE" Obama in 2012.


FOX NEWS: ROMNEYBOT TEABAGGERS PWNED - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney chris wallace polls funny
Rating: 2.33/5

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romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 1:35 pm
You're right. And if politicians do that, they should be held accountable. They are SUPPOSED to run public office. This is just a forum board. No money can be lost. No one can truly be hurt. Only thing that can be lost is ego. Have some fun with this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2012, 1:33 pm

How is calling someone out on something they did the same as setting someone up? It's underhanded tricks like that that make the tricksters(and politicians) look untrustworthy.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 1:29 pm
Oh, Mooooooo, it's called 'calling people' out. No one expects to collect on a bet. But if you agree to something and then renig then it becomes ammo for the other in future debates. Kinda like when you were going after Groucho for his tasteless poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2012, 1:29 pm

Trying to force a bet and they saying "you won't because you know you'll lose" is the oldest trick in the book.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 1:28 pm
*becomes*
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 1:28 pm
Oh, Mooooooo, it's called 'calling people' out. No one expects to collect on a bet. But if you agree to something and then renig then it because ammo for the other in future debates. Kinda like when you were going after Groucho for his tasteless poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2012, 1:24 pm

I'm aware of that. It's still impossible to collect. Asking someone to bet and then calling them down when they say no is school yard nonsense. I am very much a betting man, so I know that you can't force a bet on someone.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 1:16 pm
I know, right. LOL Who said anything about money?? HAHA
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 1:10 pm
Moooooo, the bet was 5 pro-obama posters vs 5 pro-romney posters. It's in the forums. We're not gambling with money. Some of us aren't gambling at all. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2012, 1:07 pm

Stop trying to bet everyone. There is no way to conduct a proper wager on a website, and now you're calling everyone children because they're not willing to play your stupid game. With all your petty tactics I'm amazed you've got the nerve to judge anyone
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:50 pm
Seriously, though, thanks for proving my point. If I were you, I wouldn't take a bet I know is a sure loser. Have fun, weasel. Now the rest of us 'real men' have an election to win. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bye chicken.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:49 pm
TRANSLATION: The only one spinning like a top is me. Time to go back to the weasel hole.
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:49 pm
insignificant
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:48 pm
TRANSLATION: Weasel.
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:46 pm
and you can take that any way you want and spin it like a top. I really don't care what your opinion of me is, you are totally insificant
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:45 pm
I don't gamble, period.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:45 pm
Wow, a little ole'socialist lib like me is more courageous to take a simple bet than the big strong conservative like Arnnatz. We're waiting: Man or weasel? Take the bet (MAN) or don't take the bet (WEASEL). Which one are you? We're waiting...HAHAHAHA
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:42 pm
So.... how 'say' you? Real men wouldn't be scared to take a bet if they are THAT confident. So, will Arnnatz (A) Man up (take the bet) or (B) Weasel out (make his excuses and run away). MY PREDICTION: Weasel out.
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:39 pm
Want to make a little wager or are you too chicken? I have 100% faith in Romney losing. And you? PREDICTION: arnnatz dances his way of this. (A) Take the wager and prove your confidence. (B) Make your excuse (i.e.TRANSLATION: You know you're losing)
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:36 pm
There was also the announcement about Dewey winning a presidential election
freasy - September 30, 2012, 12:26 pm
Hmmmm Carter / Reagan were scewed polls too.....
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 11:52 am
Just saw you don't like it when people talk about your affiliation with the Teabagger Party. Will keep that in mind. >:-D I'm proud to be a Liberal. Thought you were proud to be a Teabagger? Party pride, you know...
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 11:50 am
Wanna guess who Chris Wallace and the polls were favoring around that time too? HINT: Think the favorite thing you like to munch on when you're in San Fran. X-D
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 11:17 am
At this time in 2004 John Kerry was president too.


CHRIS WALLACE TO RYAN: "WHY ARE YOU LOSING?" - That sound you are hearing aren't crickets... ...that's Ryan's mind when it can't think of a good lie.


TAGS: fox chris wallace polls interview
Rating: 2.24/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:00 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyzpAq5HfZA Ryan punks baba bababa bam bam
vbattaile - September 30, 2012, 4:18 pm
Libtards are in urgent need of de-toxification
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:26 pm
Biden chases the laser pointer


WINGNUT MELTDOWN OVER ROMNEY IS IN PANDEMIC STAGE - Romney staffers are turning on each other like a pack of crowbar-wielding Tonya Hardings!




THE MATING CALL OF A LOSER - Trying to attract other losers with the sounds of hypocrisy. (MATING DANCE: Consists of spinning in circles). (Sounds like... a retarded person.)


TAGS: ryan losing polls chris wallace
Rating: 2.14/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 5:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyzpAq5HfZA Ryan punks baba bababa bam bam Punks RT too... but that's not hard to do? ss


ROMNEY IS AN UTTERLY DEGRADED HUMAN BEING - A man whose every impulse leads to annihilation.




We Demand To Know Why Cops Are Shooting Black Men -




Says who? -


TAGS: trump lawyer says who polls
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:43 pm
P.S. Here is where you got your talking points, Captain Talking Points. Just in case you thought we didn't notice your, um, deficiency in originality. Cheers www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/08/24/trump-kellyanne-conway-polls/89254340/
fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:41 pm
...If the algorism and bot missed a reputable polls, then please list it. Or keep bulls*tting. And if my "credibility" is "done", I guess Trump should win soundly this November. In that case, you should have nothing to worry about. I'm not *snickering*
fauxnews - August 24, 2016, 6:39 pm
Actually that is every legitimate poll, Captain Talking Points. It's an aggregator, it doesn't cherry-pick...it even includes right-leaning polls showing Trump losing. It's h**linked to the polls out there, there is no editorializing.
ElevenBlavo - August 24, 2016, 5:44 pm
Snickering... that's not ALL of them. That is a very miniscule, cherry picking sample, of ALL. But, yes. You are correct. Any credibility you may have had is 'Done' based on your last post
fauxnews - August 23, 2016, 11:57 pm
Done. Aggregator of national polls: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/national-polls/
ImWithHitlery - August 23, 2016, 11:53 pm
Name them. ALL of them.


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SirReal - January 26, 2017, 3:42 pm
This meme created by fauxnews... the reason why fauxnews is too ashamed to show his face anymore
JohnGalt - August 17, 2016, 5:49 pm
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Bandit5906 - August 3, 2016, 11:38 pm
Treated as a joke. Watch the video!


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Bandit5906 - October 19, 2016, 12:59 am
GFY!


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fauxnews - August 16, 2016, 5:38 pm
"A h** LZ" Huh? Whatchu talkin bout willis? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k
Aurielius - August 16, 2016, 4:26 pm
As if you have ever seen a h** LZ


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Bandit5906 - August 11, 2016, 10:58 pm
Nice selfie!


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ImmutableTruth - August 12, 2016, 5:31 pm
Poor, lil' Ben. I don't read your comments. No one does. But gracias seniore for enumerating my simple comments which hurt your feewings so much you felt compelled (brainwashed) to point out that they did not hurt your feewings
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:23 pm
...tell me again how that changes the fact: Trump will lose BADLY? Oh,that's right, you can't :^) That's why when a sore loser like you talks sh*t,all I hear is sour gra**s.Surrre, MY feelings are hurt,sir -LOL- Have a good one, Major False Narrative(2/2)
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 5:16 pm
Yes sir, Major. Well let's see now. My simple comment pushed your b'uttons so badly, your meltdown lead to this angry Tsunami of comments #81516, #81517, #81519, #81521, #81525, #81531, #81532, #81539, #81540. Before you get banned, again...(1/2)
ImmutableTruth - August 12, 2016, 3:32 pm
LOL... so ignorant that Ben even included three of his baby pictures at the bottom of this meme.
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 3:16 pm
I am convinced that fauxnews is a paid DNC troll. It gets more and more obvious as he posts his ignorance.
Bandit5906 - August 12, 2016, 11:34 am
You are confusing Donald Trump with #CrookedHillary the proven liar!
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 4:22 am
America will survive another Clinton. Republikkklans won't (will be fun watching you guys fighting in line to see who gets to jump off a cliff first.)
fauxnews - August 12, 2016, 4:20 am
Pushed your b'uttons with that? Left ya speechless,so you're reduced to plagiarizing me. I stand corrected, Melania X^D You can have Cpt.And yes,I'm proudly shilling for Hillary since(A)it's means an embarrassing loss for Trump and (B) perfect karma for U
xyzzy001002 - August 12, 2016, 2:34 am
LOL..Hmmmm, so much for you pretending you aren't a shill for hillary. People who are more intelligent than a rock wouldn't use DNC talking points in their posters. Nice try Captain DNC Talking Points.
fauxnews - August 11, 2016, 8:42 pm
LOL..Hmmm.So much for you pretending you don't think Trump is an "acceptable candidate." People really against Trump dont make those excuses. They hold him accountable for his lies and sociopathic conduct. They dont blame the media,Captain Talking Points.
xyzzy001002 - August 11, 2016, 8:08 pm
Allow me to correct your poster: The media has gone 0 days without twisting statements by Donald Trump into something sinister and totally different from what any intelligent person would take it to mean.


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